Thursday, April 7, 2011

Miss-No.-1


I'm going to get straight to the point with this one. You see, living in a commune means that more than personality type is living under one roof, and sure there are always pet peeves amongst house mates but what about a strange house mate? does one tackle this challenge, with out committing murder?


Alright I better backup and explain the story. You see miss-no-1 and I have known each other for years, she'll tell you 15 to be precise ( me? I wasn't counting, and I sure as hell didn't really care) but anyway the house had had a meeting about various issues like buying toilet paper and a certain sugar thief in the house that drinks all my sugar ( I mean ALL) of course washing the dishes.


However miss no1 decided she was unhappy with some of the housemates ( me in particular) smoking hubbly in the house as it closes her lungs…we attempted to agree to this request and found it challenging when we sat outside to smoke and she of course would then join us ( this was all done out of spite as it always is out of spite). This of course left us confused as we expected that it would close her lungs, however it did not. We (being little miss sunshine and myself) attempted to smoke hubbly in the house when miss-no-1 was not home of course since the smoke leaves the room as quickly as it appears. That my dear friends was an epic fail for me. This is because the smoke would creep up to her room, travel through the key hole and linger until she got home. This was causing incredible breathing and sleeping problems and as you would guess it could only be the fault of mine, since I have been in her life for 15 odd years, and what kind of a friend am I?


While all these problems are linked to other situations which could take years to explain. The simple reason behind her behaviour is her loss of control over what I do. She has influenced and interfered in my life which is the reason why I haven't trusted her for all those 15 years and yes I am still young but no I don't have to put up with it for another 15 years.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

What gives?

So your interested in who i am, what i do etc etc. But alas, i shan't share a word!my introductory blog post into the blogosphere shall not consist of information based on all the lovley things i discover and find and what exactly i do from day to day, no. SOrry. This is, how do you say... a little more personal than the previous blogs i have had. I'll be ranting and raving and of course sharing stories of the sometimes eventful happenings of my life. allow me to introduce you to some of the people who have helped to contribute to these eventful happenings in both positive and negative ways. Family: Mom, who else could mom be but mom? granny sarcasm, is my lovely grandmother, you'll love her too! little brother Mr Business man, my older brother Baby Cakes, is my boyfriend my friends call him B- Boy because he's a bee keeper Friends: Miss-no-nonsense, is my best friend otherwise known as sister friend from high school Miss-bubble-confidence, One of my closest friends that i study with Boho chic, another one of my closest friends who is boho chic The people i live with: Little miss sunshine, she lights up my life, i consider her to be a sister there is no dull moment when she is near. the-chick-from tangled a new house mate who looks just like rapunzel from Tangled. shes a real sweetheart! prince charming, im sorry but there is no other way to describe him, he just oozes prince charmantness, hes a real character this one. singing-in-the-shower-guy- i love this guy, he will entertain you with his vocal gifts in the wee hours of the morning! Miss biology- a great friend, she'll tell you how it is or isnt, there is never a dull moment with her and her sushi. Little miss no.1- it has not been easy living with this girl. i have known her for 15 years and you would guess that after fighting with her in grade 8 that i would learn that there is not enough space for the both of us under the same roof. There you have it folks! Let the story telling begin!